Then you need to strictly adhere to the following instructions… OK, WHAT IF I CHANGE MY MIND AND ACTUALLY WANT SOMETHING UP MY BUTT? The male prostate gland can be indirectly stimulated by applying pressure to the perineum-that no-man’s land between a man’s scrotum and his asshole otherwise known as the “taint.” Since nerve endings on the perineum are connected to nerve endings on the prostate, applying pressure to your man’s taint will send him at least three or four steps higher up the Stairway to Heaven.ĩ. WHAT IF I DON’T WANT ANYTHING UP MY BUTT ANYWAY? No, but it’s very interesting that you asked.Ĩ. Whether directly or indirectly stimulated, your prostate gland will enhance the intensity of your orgasm by 497%, which is a figure I just pulled out of my ass.ħ. And since it teems with nerve endings-even more nerve endings than the penis-it is crucial to male sexual pleasure. In essence, all male orgasms start with the prostate. WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE MALE ORGASM?īut see, not only does the prostate act as sort of a “railroad crossing guard” between urination and ejaculation, it also aids in the production of seminal fluid. Ordinarily, the prostate serves as a “valve” that allows a male to either urinate or ejaculate, but never simultaneously.Ħ. I will assume that the average male prostate gland is somewhere between the size of a chestnut and walnut. And they never specify why they always compare it to nuts rather than, say, gumdrops or jawbreakers or robin’s eggs. Online sources claim that the prostate gland is either walnut-sized or chestnut-sized-but never both. Unlike the female G-spot, which is located inside the vagina on the upper wall near the ’neath the navel, nature placed a cruel joke on all men by locating the male G-spot about two or three inches inside the male rectum.
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT THE ‘MALE G-SPOT’?Īs with the female G-spot-which was named after the pioneering sexologist Ernst Gräfenberg-the male prostate gland can help produce orgasms so intense, farmers who live two counties over from yours will hear you screaming in pleasure. Exclusive to males of the species, the noble yet misunderstood prostate gland is a mischievous lump of human tissue that can lead every male, straight or gay, down a yellow-brick road, past the pearly gates, and into a garden of earthly delights.Ģ.